1. I’m very obsessed with The Black Death (like, I have two stuffed rats named “Yersinia” and “Pestis” kind of obsessed) 2. I prefer movies that do not have happy endings 3. Sometimes I wear all black on days when I just want to blend in 4. I don’t like ice cream 5. I’m childfree and have a hard time figuring out how to interact with children 6. I’m good at organizing my stuff but very, very bad at organizing my life 7. I constantly push people away because I think they don’t like me, and then they don’t like me because I pushed them away 8. I’m a 38 year old asexual virgin 9. I’m a night owl and usually work until 3am each night