Medic! Your libo brief was simple. Do not turn your hand inside out because you want to impress people who drink Truly's. Fireworks are not toys. They are tiny bombs, sold next to folding tables and beef jerky by a guy without enough teeth to eat beef jerky. Respect the math. Do not hold them. Do not relight duds. Do not lean over them like you are negotiating with a drunk woman. Do not mix booze, lighters, and confidence. Do not let your buddy named Kyle “just see what happens.” Put the fireworks on the ground. Back up. Keep water nearby. Watch your kids. Keep your dog inside unless you want him to experience Fallujah in the laundry room. Enjoy you all enjoyed the weekend. Its hard to fight without fingers... Stay capable.