WE HAVE IDENTIFIED OUR SUSPECT. $3500 REWARD: - This Tuesday, 4/29, The French Tickler will be hiding out in and around Melrose Place from 9am to 6pm. - If you can find him, grab his bandana, you can challenge him to a duel. Let’s hope you’re handy with a paintball pistol because it’s said that The French Tickler has the fastest fingers in the West. Whoever can gun him down (figuratively) will receive ONE SOLID GOLD BAR worth $3500. Who is brave enough to call out sick from their fast food job and face this harbinger of evil? WHO I ASK?