We would like to formally commend Vacation® Inc. employee Garth J. Wagner (pictured above) for courageously volunteering to speak at tonight’s inaugural Sunscreen Legacy Soirée. As demonstrated above, Garth has rehearsed his ambitious 87-page inaugural speech with remarkable accuracy and poise. As for his choice of attire — or lack thereof — Garth informed Vacation® staff that he had unfortunately misplaced both his cabana set and his towel shortly after his preliminary morning ice bath and facial yoga session. However, undeterred by this setback, Garth made the bold decision to transform a vibrant tablecloth into a stylish, yet functional sarong (courtesy of Aloha Joe’s Tiki Bar & Grill). With this undeniable resourcefulness and unparalleled flair, we’re confident Garth’s upcoming presentation will captivate the audience and leave a lasting impression. We invite all honorary employees to show their support and admiration for Garth by sharing some kind and motivational words in the “comment section” below — and for those unsure how to do so, please refer to page 13 of the Vacation® Employee Guide to IT Landscapes.