As of 6:08 AM today, the Vacation® Aquatic Recovery Division has been working diligently to locate a missing contact lens lost by our keynote speaker at last night’s Networking Splash Hour. While the lens has yet to be found, a variety of other leisurely belongings have emerged, including: a single left sandal, a corporate souvenir pen, and a $13,000 oystersteel precision wristwatch — currently under review, as 13 employees have filed identical ownership claims. We encourage all honorary employees to use the comment section below to report any items they may have lost while our scuba team continues its sweep. Further updates will be issued as discoveries continue to rise to the surface.