Last night was rough. I’ll be honest with you. My wife came out aggressive early. The elbow to the ribs at 1:45 AM set the tone. I tried to adjust. I rolled over. I did the half-pillow tuck. My execution just wasn’t there. The analytics show I was hitting 85 decibels. That’s on me. Poor fundamentals. You leave your mouth open, you’re gonna get punished. She took her blanket to the guest room in the third quarter. I let my team down. Tonight I’m putting the Hostage Tape on and keeping my mouth shut. We’re on to Tuesday.

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onMar 26, 2026
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Last night was rough. I’ll be honest with you.
Mar 26, 2026, 6:47 PM

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