We proudly commend Regional Swim-up Bar Manager Pamela Hudson (pictured above) for her unwavering commitment to leisure — even in the face of waterfront adversity. While lost in dockside literature and mid-application of a precisely measured coat of lip gloss, Pamela remained unshaken as a rogue seagull launched an audacious territorial maneuver outside The Mariner’s Shrimp Shack. Nearby diners flailed napkins and forks in a desperate defense. Yet Pamela remained unmoved, her gloss perfectly applied, her focus unwavering. Needless to say, the nearby diners were not Vacation® Inc. employees, because as every staff member knows, Rule 938 of the Vacation® Employee Handbook clearly states: “One must never leave a dish unguarded whilst dockside, for nature will seize what leisure leaves unattended.” A tragic oversight for the shrimp cocktail tower, but a triumph for Pamela. Let this serve as a lesson: true leisurists remain composed, adaptable, and impeccably glossy under all circumstances. For any true connoisseur of leisure, sunscreen isn’t just a step in your routine — it’s the very foundation to a perfect day of lounging. And like any great ritual, every detail matters.