✨♋️ Cancer, grab your weighted blanket and light a nostalgic candle—your season has officially scuttled in. We’re celebrating with our latest limited-edition shades: Cancer’s Gettin Crabby. They're tender, moody, and low-key ready to ghost your group chat. But don’t wait—like your trust, once they're gone, they’re gone. Snag a pair before they retreat into their shell forever. Cancer – The Emotional Ninja Get your emotional support claws ready. The universe is about to put you in a headlock of feelings—and, yes, the stars give noogies. One minute you're thrilled about your new job as a pet psychic, the next you're weeping at the zoo as two gorillas make love. Embrace your mood swings, steal all the snacks at a party, and remember that your tears water a garden of happiness. Lucky color: Moonlit Silver Lucky number: The number of tissues you'll need by the end of the week