UPDATE: we have a DJ now for 4:25pm EST today. Come through! CALLING ALL DJ’s. We’re looking for someone to play a 12min DJ set at the World’s Smallest Furniture Store (Probably) this afternoon. We are open 12pm-8pm today. It has to be 12min set because we can’t get shutdown because of noise complaints. We’re able to provide electricity. This is also a VERY SERIOUS furniture retail storefront in PRIME downtown Detroit real estate and we’ve got furniture to sell. We don’t want to scare customers away. We can pay in Side Tables, Sweaters, Hats, Floyd Legs, Acton Benches. If your set is actually fire, we’ll consider a Floyd Bed. If we get multiple DM’s from DJ’s, we reserve the right to do a b2b set, which means your set will be limited to about 5min. In our recap post about the World’s Smallest Furniture Store (Probably), we’ll gas you up with an extensive bio about your career which includes legendary sets at Berghain, Panorama Bar, TV Lounge, and now the World’s Smallest Furniture Store (Probably). Floyd will NOT be held liable for any frostbite injuries the may occur in the course of your DJ set. We look forward to your DM’s! xoxo Floyd Address: 2 John R St, Detroit, MI, 48226 Fri, 12/5: 12pm-8pm Sat, 12/6: 12pm-8pm Sun, 12/7: 12pm-5pm A special thanks to our friends at @huddlesoftserve! Visit ‘em in the spring